I have two friends (among many others) who scored below 2000 on their SAT. SHAME SHAME, RIGHT? NO, WRONG. One of them goes to UCSD, the other to UCD. GUESS WHAT GUYS? SAT SCORES UNDER 2000 DOESN’T MEAN YOU’RE STUPID OR WON’T GO ANYWHERE.
I am so sick and…
Haven’t you heard? A dinosaur is going to eat you if you don’t score over 2000.
“A man out there is meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soul mate, the one you can tell your dreams to. He’ll brush the hair out of your eyes. Send you flowers when you least expect it. He’ll stare at you during the movies, even though he paid $8 to see it. He’ll call to say goodnight or just cause he is missing you. He’ll look in your eyes and tell you, you’re the most beautiful girl in the world, and for the first time in your life, you’ll believe it.”—
NICHOLAS SPARKS IS CRAZY AND LIVES IN A FANTASY WORLD WHERE UNICORNS SHIT RAINBOWS AND FLOWERS TASTE LIKE PIZZA.
I’m not completely sure if this is even a Nicholas Sparks quote, though. My favorite Sparks quotes are the ones where he compares himself to Greek tragedies and Hemingway and insists that he doesn’t write “romances” but “love stories.” Those are my favorite Sparks quotes.
Hi again! ahhh I got super distracted. I don’t want to write three punishments in one day.
OMG, I had unagi today. -Friends reference- sorry, but you can watch the segment here. I don’t think it will spoil anything. That episode didn’t have too much to do with the overall story line. Oh man….
DUDE. When I saw the title to your post, I TOTALLY thought of Friends.
(Friends is The Worst. We all know that. But your mom watches it. So does your dog. So does your neighbor’s cat. So does your best friend. So does your grandfather. No need to be ashamed because I watch it too. Oops?)
“I wasn’t aware of the prom. I had no idea that it was even going on, not that I would have gone. It’s not the kind of thing that would ever occur to me. You would think I would have heard about it in school, but I didn’t.”—Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm