July 2010
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I wonder if other people read my tumblr like I...
twelvteen: The teenage mind fascinates me so. I only read other people’s Tumblrs if their lives are much more dramatic than mine. And that’s like, a lot of people’s Tumblrs. I rather admire their lack of concern for their own privacy. Anyway, I need inspiration for my writing (LOL). My life (or lack thereof) clearly doesn’t inspire me, as you know.
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Jul 25th
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“the show [iCarly], for anyone not familiar with it, is one big retarded dance...”
– “Devotee’s” epic response to the thread, “iCarly is the greatest show ever”
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Jul 24th
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The bold, fresh guy speaks
So I was reading Bill O’Reilly’s A Bold, Fresh Piece of Humanity (still, I know) and I got to Chapter 14, entitled “Mysteries of the Universe,” which is a hysterical chapter where O’Reilly discusses his frustrations towards the world of pop culture. Because we all really want to know what a conservative political commentator thinks about pop culture. O’Reilly...
Jul 24th
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“Although I feel perfectly qualified to fill Frasier’s radio shoes, I...”
– Niles Crane (via Frasier Crane’s Day Off)
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“Jerry? Yes, I suppose he is white. You know, I never really thought about it. I...”
– George Costanza (via The Diplomat Club)
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I write like Stephenie Meyer →
-youngpadawan: FUCK MY LIFE. TIME TO STAB MY SELF IN THE FUCKING FACE. I HATE EVERYTHING AGGGGGHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUSGDJFVSADFGSHFYWEGFKYADSFHASKFHYDGADSGFHDSFA I AM REALLY NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW. I PUT IN EVERY CREATIVE ENGLISH 10 H ASSIGNMENT. I AM VERY MAD RIGHT NOW. C DUBS I NEED YOU SO BAD. AND THEY DON’T HAVE SARAH DESSEN? I got Dan Brown for like, three of my essays and that made...
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Jul 14th
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Race relations
Darryl: “I’m black?” Elaine: “Aren’t you?” Waitress, leaving: “I’ll give you a couple minutes to decide.” Darryl: “What are you talking about?” Elaine: “You’re black. You said we were an interracial couple.” Darryl: “We are. Because you’re Hispanic.” Elaine: “I am?” Darryl:...
Jul 14th
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I write like James Joyce. Proof: http://iwl.me/s/d760c1b4 I write like the guy who wrote the book Modern Library named as the best English-language novel of the 20th century. Just sayin’. Edit: I write like H. P. Lovecraft. Proof: http://iwl.me/s/147eabd8 I actually posted several more of my blog entries/essays and I kept getting Lovecraft. Apparently I view everything as a horror story?...
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Day 05 - A show you hate Scrubs. Everyone likes it (so it has that despicable overrated factor) and I just don’t think it’s funny or moving or anything else it wants to be. Don’t get mad at me, please. kthnx. LOL. I feel the need to say that every time I diss this show because people do take it personally.
Jul 13th
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POP IT. LOCK IT. POLKA DOT IT. COUNTRIFY IT. HIP...
twelvteen: cybercomplex: (via ifailatblogging) WHAT THE FUCK LOL WHERE YOU GET THIS. sounds like pwr. I thought the PWR thing too! And then that reminded me of the PWR SCREAM! “POLKA DOT IT!!!!” “… okay, someone’s getting a little too excited…” LOL. Dudes, these are the lyrics to Miley Cyrus’ “Hoedown Throwdown” from Hannah Montana: The Movie. Of course, this is...
Jul 13th
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