... Sweet Tomatoes is just a restaurant.
THERE IS TOO MUCH BLASPHEMY GOING ON TODAY.
HOW IS SWEET TOMATOES “JUST A RESTAURANT”? IT’S NOT. IT NEVER WILL BE. IT IS THE BEST RESTAURANT IN FREMONT, DUH.
IT HAS A WIDE SELECTION OF SALAD AND SOUP. WHO DOESN’T LIKE SOUP AND SALAD? YOU HAVE TO BE A LOSER TO NOT LIKE SOUP AND SALAD. SORRY, LOSER. AND IT ALSO SERVES DELICIOUS MACARONI AND CHEESE. WHO DOESN’T LOVE DELICIOUS MACARONI AND CHEESE? KRAFT FOODS, DUH, AND THE PEOPLE WHO BUY KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE BECAUSE THAT IS THE GROSSEST.
AND WHERE ELSE CAN YOU TOLERATE SPENDING TIME WITH PEOPLE YOU HATE? SWEET TOMATOES. I MEAN, USUALLY, I CAN’T BE WITH PEOPLE I HATE FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES, BUT AT SWEET TOMATOES, I CAN BE WITH PEOPLE I HATE FOR HOURS AND STILL FIND THE WILL TO LIVE. SWEET TOMATOES HAS KEPT ME ALIVE MULTIPLE TIMES. IT IS A LIFESAVER. THANK YOU, SWEET TOMATOES.
BECAUSE IT HAS SAVED MY LIFE AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY AND MY ASIAN PARENTS ALLOW ME TO GO BECAUSE IT’S CHEAP, IT TRANSCENDS THE TITLE OF BEING “JUST A RESTAURANT.” I TREAT IT AS A PART OF MY FAMILY AND MY SOUL.
DUDE IT’S THE TOP ONE FRUIT EVER. IT’S NOT “JUST A FRUIT.” THAT’S LIKE SAYING SWEET TOMATOES IS “JUST A RESTAURANT” AND GOSSIP GIRL IS “JUST A SHOW.”
I MEAN, IT’S OKAY IF YOU DON’T LIKE A TOP TEN FRUIT. THAT’S PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE. (TOP TEN INCLUDES THE BERRIES, PEACHES, PINEAPPLES, ORANGES, ETC.)
BUT THE WATERMELON TRANSCENDS ALL THAT. IT’S NOT JUST A TOP ONE FRUIT. IT’S MUCH HIGHER THAN THAT. IT’S LIKE IN SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT WHEN THE KIDS DON’T JUST GET FIRST PLACE, BUT INSTEAD GET THE GRAND PRIZE. THE WATERMELON WINS THE GRAND PRIZE.
IT IS THE MOST DELICIOUS FRUIT EVER. I DON’T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE IT AND I WILL GET MAD AT THEM BECAUSE I CAN. NO APOLOGIES.
AND FOR THE RECORD, JENNIFER, IT DOESN’T TASTE LIKE A SPONGE. IT TASTES LIKE THE BEST THING EVER, DUH.
“Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It’s movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we’d like to be. Just like your scarf suggests you’d like to sell used cars.”—Blair Waldorf to Dan Humphrey, GG Season 4 (via brbhavingbreakfastattiffanys)
Since all I do is reblog crap (Dair) on this Tumblr, I have made another Tumblr so I can blog for reals. Or whatever. I don’t know, I just thought it would be nice to create my billionth blog because I’m bored. And it’s after midnight so I’m clearly making dumb decisions.
I wanted to write this summer, so I might as well “write” on my new blog.
Q: what would be on Dan & Blair’s (classic) movie queue to watch this summer? :) Watched the Landlord bec. of them. :) A (GGWriters): All That Heaven Allows. The Apartment. The Remains of The Day. Broadcast News. Just to name a few…
All That Heaven Allows is a tale about a well-to-do widow…
I haven’t seen All That Heaven Allows, but as for the other films, only The Apartment has a “happy” ending for its central couple. Bad news for Dair? Whatever. I’m still deciding whether or not I want to watch season five. (But I love The Apartment, The Remains of the Day, and Broadcast News. WHAT A GREAT NETFLIX QUEUE, DAN HUMPHREY.)