NICHOLAS SPARKS IS CRAZY AND LIVES IN A FANTASY WORLD WHERE UNICORNS SHIT RAINBOWS AND FLOWERS TASTE LIKE PIZZA.
I’m not completely sure if this is even a Nicholas Sparks quote, though. My favorite Sparks quotes are the ones where he compares himself to Greek tragedies and Hemingway and insists that he doesn’t write “romances” but “love stories.” Those are my favorite Sparks quotes.
Nicholas Sparks poses as a contestant on The Bachelor!
In this article, you will learn more about our beloved Nicholas Sparks and his glamorous lifestyle—about how he doesn’t “have a say in casting” in the adaptations of his movies but has “an opinion” or how he “doesn’t have what it takes” to write a bromance or how he casually mentions his stay at the Four Seasons during the movie production.
And don’t forget, guys, to buy the CliffNotes edition of The Notebook!
Long live the Sparks.
I really have the strangest fascination with Nicholas Sparks.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE. MIND. BLOWN.
“There are no authors in my genre. No one is doing what I do.”
Stop humiliating yourself, Sparky.
Sparky managed to compare himself to Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides, Shakespeare, Austen, and Hemingway and insult Cormac McCarthy…all in one interview!
I have yet to read a Sparky book but I have seen every Sparky movie released so far (except for The Last Song, which was released today) and they are all terrible. My favorite is probably The Notebook, but I technically hated that too, so I don’t think that counts.
Considering the plots of every Sparky film out there are nearly identical, Sparky has to be one of the most unoriginal storytellers out there.
It would have been more bearable if he showed some degree of modesty, but when asked about his favorite coming of age novel, he said A Walk to Remember! WHICH GENIUS WROTE THAT?
At least Miley Cyrus was modest enough to say her favorite novel is The Catcher in the Rye instead of, say, her memoir (which she wrote AT SIXTEEN), Miles to Go.
Oh yeah, for the record, a Sparky “love story” is a “romance.” Yeah, there are different variations of love stories, but rarely are those different variations of love stories the focus of a Sparky plot.
And even though I haven’t read a McCarthy novel, he still is a highly respected, Pulitzer Prize winning writer. Got one of those, Sparky? I DON’T THINK SO.
Sorry, Sparky, I used to think you were kinda cool and endearing, despite how repetitve you are, but you’re a total…you know.