goodbye logic

monsterparamour:

Guys, Leonardo DiCaprio HAS won a Golden Globe before, in 2005 for “The Aviator”. So it’s not exactly like he’s deprived of it.

Oh, I’m also super creepy

Reply to my previous post:

Yes I remember. Why would you look up pictures of a random freshman sophomore junior senior (omg I feel so old now) that you were never going to know? Just because I liked him… stalker…

And since this post exists, apparently there are others like you out there… you guys should start a club or something.

YEAH WATCH OUT EVERYONEEEEE.

I feel compelled to tell the story.

So like, we were at the student center and Jennifer was being helped by this guy and afterward, when we were out of the student center, Jennifer was like, “Oh, just so you know, that was the guy I used to like” and I was like, “Oh, I know” in a super creepy tone because I am a super creepy person. And she was like, “How did you know?” And I was like, “Oh, I read your Facebook note and looked him up and then remembered how he looked like” in a super casual tone because sometimes I think I’m really normal. And Jennifer was like, “I already took that note off.” And I was like, “Yeah, but I read it all when it was still online.” And she was like, “THAT’S SO CREEPY.”

Yeah, so try to keep your crushes to yourself, everyone, because I have no life of my own and will happily track your modern-day courtship/burgeoning romance/random infatuation/love triangle as an extracurricular activity.

That awkward moment when you confess to your friend who you’re crushing on..

leavingourwarbehind:

And they go, “Oh, I know, I’ve known since the first day you said anything about them”

And you’re like..

I don’t know how she does it!

LOL JENNIFER REMEMBER HOW I SAID, “I KNOW” THAT ONE TIME AND YOU FREAKED OUT BECAUSE YOU REALIZED THAT I’M BASICALLY A STALKER?

(via 1leavingourwarbehind)

Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for cramps. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. Its true. Guys insult you if they like you. Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it. 89% of guys would want girls to make the first move. Girls love it when guys hug them from behind around the waist. Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket. Guys think it’s cute when you mess up. A true friend will never judge you. There is only one guy who is worth your tears. If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you. More guys than girls will read this.

There is only one guy who is worth your tears.

And that guy isn’t worth it. Sorry, girls.

(Source: ellaundertheumbrella, via let-me-sho-you)